People still tell me oxygen is free,

Really... and there's me paying £1 every time I need to pump my tires up 🤔

Things are definitely screwed up somewhere!

And you nailed it as far as trying to take it from us. I stopped counting how many hands are in pocket.

Ah see, now that's why I live my life mostly skint... the less I've got the less they can take... (yeah, that's why!) Lmao!