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Hi ilt-yodith,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
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I'm not very good in maths but I'm pretty sure it'll be very difficult to drive seven lambos at once even if you include a dick and two breasts to steer and pedal with
hmm, he might not be talking about you when he says indie-geniuses....they be the ones who can drive multi-lambos with just 1 dick on the pedal
That's the kinda dick that drives them crazy
yeah i figured an avocado lover would write such green
nonsensebiasi can see you'll be a a top notch example to all your barb wire tattoo impregnation barista career not withstanding
you do realize your only real competition here is your independent peniuses right?
2 claps not the sticky needing a shot kind, nor like wha thor bleches out after a hearty meal, but more akin to the thundering fart that follows after
you mean like this https://steemit.com/humor/@nathankaye/it-certainly-is-at-my-place-but-how-did--2018-09-07-06-40-16