Welcome To One Of The Most LUXURIOUS Websites Out There!
I know how tiring it can be browsing through plebeian sites, hour after hour while your chauffeur is only driving 6 MPH above the speed limit in your brand new Maybach! You're trying to find the perfect advertisement for that new Chiron, and yet all the websites showing up on Google bring you back to the same place time and time again! Dead ends. Most of the results are run by mindless freaks, I mean how can you have a placement on your site for Bugattis and yet NONE are listed?
Well forget about all your coked up troubles today, my affluent friend! Let me introduce you to the "World's Largest Luxury Marketplace" run by a bunch of royal emperors, hosted on servers chilled on ice next to the Dom Perignon.
Got a million to blow? This might be better than Pornhub for you tonight!
Maybe I have an unhealthy obsession with success, however whenever I start hurting for motivation, a quick 5 minute trip to JamesEdition and I'm all HIGH ENERGY again.
I first stumbled upon this website 3 years back while searching for a 200 acre private island for my goats (Yes, my Meth fucks them, don't be all that surprised..). I stayed for the Yachts.
Oh there's plenty of these sexy creatures...
Not a big fan of the sea dwellers? No problemo!
Need more?
Sexy as FUCK!
Maybe you're like TRUMP and want a giant airplane the size of India all for yourself.. that too can be found on here:
If you want to go full BOSS mode, why not include a helicopter with your purchase?
Might as well arrive in style!
Everything from the lovely cars..
To the views..
To the watches..
To pretty much whatever stupid shit you can think of..
Alright kiddos, enough masturbation for now. The link is down below, don't get too horny ;)
Seriously though, it's a pretty nice website since the postings on there are only for the VIP clients. You won't find many of the cars or watches listed on regular websites, because those are for schmucks, amirite?
Plz support my Maserati fund <33333
First person to answer this question gets 100% upvote. If you could purchase anything for $100,000 or less, what would you get? ONLY ONE THING ALLOWED.
LINKS
Don't click, gay porn: https://www.jamesedition.com/
What is this? https://giphy.com/search/what-the-fuck
Dopamine - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQBmHPn9xj44J0LUBRAv5Uw
No such thing my dude...I'm the exact same way!
Okay but seriously, a Maserati GranTurismo would be the sexiest purchase ever for under $100K. They're one of the loudest production cars out there without any mods. Although.. I mean, who wouldn't want to straight pipe that shit??
I though we were funding your coke addiction
Oh that too! ;)
Nice to know.
It would be Nice to experience some of these things in life. Just seems out of reach 🗽
I have faith, you can do it my friend.
good
Thanks for viewing
Thanks for following me very kind of you. Would be good to see you do an introduction post, so I could get know you a little better. If you have done one and i missed it, I would be greatfull if you direct me to it. : o)
Cheers
THL
Already made an intro post: https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@avilsd/i-m-a-youtuber-and-i-m-beginning-to-fall-in-love-with-this-site
I would use the 100 grand to get the goats off meth - and start a medical marijuana sanctuary for goats (and me aight!) ... and get Tesla Model S with the change!
Ooo that'd be dope ;) Tesla fell off the charts recently, but I'm sure it'll be back on at #1 when they release some new models over the next 3 years!
you're making steemit a great community with your content avilsd! keep it up!
I love how much energy you have to be successful, if only I had the same amount lol.
Thank you Joe :) anybody can have it, you just have to work on it a slight bit each day. Read The Slight Edge and The Dip, start watching Gary V and last but not least invest in cocaine