Meme challenge #9 - Story Chapter 1 - The travel guide says hello!

It is time to attend the Memechallenge again - this time I am doing a story serial (1-3) - so post (Chapter) 1 related to post (Chapter) 2 which leads to post (Chapter) 3 - not sure we can call that storytelling though @dragosroua - check it for yourself. 

Trying to be funny for a German is a hard business! Thanks to @fibra59 for creating an awesome ongoing challenge (rules here - click me) - good luck to @dumar022 and thanks for creating a different category.