His Retarded Martian

His Retarded Martian desperately searched for a block of cheese to sleep with. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a block of cheese of all things.

His Retarded Martian desperately craved for a helmet that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a helmet was the chosen item.

His Retarded Martian desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

His Retarded Martian looked for a computer that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was amazing. Honestly, a computer having that done to it

His Retarded Martian desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes share. It should be an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. A piece of paper was the item that was selected.

His Retarded Martian desperately searched for a teapot that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is epic. A teapot was the item that was selected.