Snug Them Up or Let Them Hang? Boxers vs. Briefs [lifestyle][health]

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Storing Your Jewels

This is the follow up post to Which Side Do You Dress On? In that last post I hoped that everyone was still "hanging" with us on Steemit, and then proceeded to discuss something that most men never ponder, and that is which side one dresses on, or in other words, on which side does your junk hang?

As I pondered on this never before considered subject, I actually learned a few things about myself and my anatomy. Perhaps most if not all men who read the last post or read this one will also learn something about themselves as well. As mentioned in the last post about this subject, this topic mattered to men when being tailor fitted for pants because before the invention of the zipper, buttons where placed on the side that a man's "junk" typically hangs on. In the old days, they would ask, "What side do you dress on?"

So prior to writing up that initial post, I conducted an unscientific experiment on my own self to see if in fact a man actually has a particular side he "dresses" or hangs on. So after I showered and began to dress, I purposely placed my unit on the opposite side from what I believed to be my junk's normal resting side as I pulled up my trousers. This was something that I had never ever done before in my life. I would always just put on my underwear and then slip on my pants without a second thought. This time it was different because I specifically placed my unit in a set position.

Lo and behold, a few hours later, I checked my anatomy externally, and noticed that my unit had shifted back to what I now considered to be its normal resting place or side. So I then went into the restroom and re-adjusted so that it was back to what I considered the opposite side of rest state. Then after a little while, I realized that I had shifted back into normal position, so I again re-positioned my self away from normal resting spot. Once again, after a few hours of being out and about, my unit was back to what I now confirmed to be its normal resting place. Therefore, I concluded that the idea that men had buttons placed on their tailored pants based on their unit's resting side must be true as per my very unscientific experiment.

After conduction my bodily experiment, I also began to ponder whether a man's underwear would also affect on which side he "hangs." I don't normally where briefs, so I went and bought some for this experiment between boxers and briefs. I also did a little research into this topic but could not find any information regarding positioning of the male anatomy. I did find some scientific information on how boxers versus briefs can affect sperm count and maybe even some hormone levels in males based on their choice of underwear.

For my brief (pun intended) experiment, it turned out boxers were better for allowing the male anatomy to settle into normal everyday position, even if starting out on the opposite side of normal. With briefs, the male anatomy seemed to struggle more to get into normal everyday resting position, but with enough movement and wiggle, the male anatomy would eventually find itself back to where it would normally be.

Therefore, I conclude that no matter what, a man's junk will always want to find its sweet resting spot, and based on scientific evidence, boxers are better than briefs for another reason other than to allow the male junk to free range. Because boxers allow the testicles to hang away from the body, this actually allows them to run slightly cooler than the rest of the body, making for better sperm storage. Briefs, on the other hand, can be restrictive and cause temperatures to rise in the testicles. This slight rise in temperature is actually bad for sperm cells, and can lead to a lower healthy sperm count. According to one very recent scientific study, the slight temperature rise leads to lower sperm count, which in turn leads to a higher level of Follicle Stimulating Hormone (FSH). FSH in a known hormone associated with male fertility in that it stimulates males into producing more sperm.

So Now You Know that your junks hangs in the same spot, and hanging is better that up tight!!

Here's to Free Balling!!

Here is a link to the science experiment on Boxers vs. Briefs - (Yeah, someone gets paid to study this Sh#t! )

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We would wonder why our crown jewels should be outside and hanging from our bodies @streetstyle I would assume that it is a protective system for our reproductive system particularly for the health of the sperm, maybe they needed a lower temperature so that our crown jewels would produce much of them.
But regarding underwear I would like a tighter hold of the briefs because it would make the crown jewel sack not to dangle around or being pulled back while we are sitting which is really uncomfortable if the crown jewels had some hair.

indeed a good tailor knows and takes into account which side you dress on, when fitting pants... reminded me of a story my brother sent to me recently...
The doctor said, "Paul, the good news is I can cure those horrible headaches you’ve had the last 25 years. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles. "

Paul was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 25 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The salesman, an elderly tailor, eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
Paul laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
Paul tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Paul admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Paul thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Paul and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16 neck."
Paul was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" Paul tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Paul walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Paul thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Paul's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Paul laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The old tailor shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache..."


Good one @randykrafft Had me laughing, and now gonna try to remember this joke. Thanks for the laugh!

buenas,espero haya pasado un buen dia,yo quebrantada de salud,pero asi redacte dos buenos escritos hace poco,no sabe como le agradezco y deseo mucha salud y bienestar,aqui ni medicinas he encontrado y si se logra demasiado caras,feliz noche amigo dios lo cuide.


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That’s funny! After your last post I was thinking about some kind of analogy of my j... as well. I was just curious, it may sound stupid, but sometimes we man do stupid and silly things. At the end, my results were kind of similar to yours. Always finding its original position .


well all we need is a few more thousand males to conclude the same and maybe it can become some scientific fact or something. Maybe lefties hang to the right and righties to the left or it might be genetic. With enough data these very important questions could be resolved!

Here the most important part of this post in my opinion sure, "Because boxers allow the testicles to hang away from the body, this actually allows them to run slightly cooler than the rest of the body, making for better sperm storage" so useful to share with friends when they want to have family. Regards


Yeah, the other underwear leads to a bunch of dummy sperm bouncing off the walls with no direction.


I've got two kids and a foster one too... So I'm wrapping them up


Yes friend great article, i mean each day you learn something new :). Regards

I did not attach much importance to this, I always wore "Bortsovka" and I feel comfortable. Thanks for the experiment


@aleks433 I am sure you feel alright, but what about the little guys inside? Those few extra degrees is like an inferno to them, turning some into little zombie sperms. hehehehe

In fact, the underwear should be taken seriously. The underwear must be of good quality and must be sewn comfortably.

Interesting observation. I wear swimming trunks, I'm used to them, and I think others will not feel comfortable

buenas noches di mis votos a los dos reesteeme que tiene en su blog,la idea es ayudarnos todos,sigo contando con su ayuda le estare eternamente agradecida,ya hice mis publicaciones esperando me sean valoradas hasta mañana

A bit weird experiment but you already discovered which side is more comfortable. Have a good night friend

Once again, after a few hours of being out and about, my unit was back to what I now confirmed to be its normal resting place.

lol I seems like our units always do what they want to do. It can care less what we want.
Unusual experiment though!


Yeah, this all started because of a Netflix show called Hell on Wheels Season 3 Episode 1 I believe. It's in the first post.
And as for your unit, it should do what you want, when thinking with the right head. hehehe

I prefer to go commando. Recently a urologist suggested I wear briefs, I tried it for a day but it was terrible, like wearing a diaper! I think most fellows probably hang on the opposite side of their dominant hand so most will dress to the left, is that in line with your findings?


Oddly enough yes to the dominant hand question. As for commando, I like but don't like because I feel that slight extra layer between a boxer, your pants and the outside environment as an extra piece of security.
free ballin in my home or yard all day... but anywhere else hmmmm.


I don't think its odd, I assume it is a result of tugging.

Porno you made.

buenas tardes amigo,agradecida por su aporte dios le bendiga,sigo contando con su apoyo como le dije antes,muy elegante la fotografia,cuento con su visita a la noche cuando publique,saludos y bendiciones por su buen corazon hacia mi persona a pesar de la distancia.

I mostly a briefs guy.. Used to be boxers. Every now and then I could Rock a pair of boxers... But I might as well just go full Commando because they don't offer any support


I consider boxers like a two way layer of defense. Should you blow a sprayer, it'll keep it off your pants, and if you happen to sit on something funky, you'll appreciate that extra layer between your jewels , pants and whatever that funky stuff is.

feliz noche,saludos,hoy no publico nada,yo ahora fue que publique el dia en colas buscando que comprar y no se pudo,gracias por ayudarme,de verdad muy agradecida

Bro... If that's true about wearing briefs lowering your sperm count... Then I guess I'm wearing tight pants and spandex from now on...m' boys would still find a way though...


I see your point of view with lowering sperm count..... just got make sure they never ever get through cause that ups the chances a zombie sperm might cross the goal line first and score an egg.... that would be bad.

good morning @streetstyle friend, excellent post, I congratulate him for his good work he plays on this platform. I wish you have a happy day from Venezuela.

buenas noches @streetstyle,espero haya pasado un buen dia,yo aqui terminando mis trabajos en steemit,ya que estoy aqui debo ser constante para poder lograr el objetivo,una vez mas gracias por su ayuda,de corazon muy agradecida,un abrazo desde la distancia,hasta mañana

buen dia amigo.espero este bien,cuento con su visita ya que el dia de ayer fue flojo y mi ayuda es usted,se lo agradezco,porque lo necesito,gracias.

It's good to know all those details that sometimes we do not give much importance.

Buenas noches mi querido @streetsyle, lo visito hoy para desearle una feliz noche y que mañana tenga un gran día, además lo invito a visitar mi blog, muchas gracias por su apoyo, estoy muy agradecido con usted porque me ha apoyado en dos de mis ultimas 4 publicaciones en tan solo 3 dias. Un abrazo desde la pequeña Venezuela.