“parenthood doinked me on the head with its golden penis“
You really shouldn’t write something like that in the first paragraph it’s incredibly distracting hahaha
Then the Guinnea pig and the lions balls and I couldn’t even focus on the story here, your metaphors were way too colorful! Your writing is brilliant though “a pause so pregnant...”
Nice to see you back in my feed, it’s been a while.
Hehe, I am glad you like. I thought the golden penis was a good one to start of with :0)