I got nothing to lose, I ain't singing the blues, I'm not looking for clues and I don't have tattoos though I could use new shoes but they won't be KangaRoos because pardon my views, those are much like dog chews and I don't like to spend money on bloody refuse! Entertainment's my game. I don't do it for fame, that's why you don't know my name, those folks all act the same, you might think I'm insane but I do have a brain, I don't like to complain because I feel that's just lame and there's nothing to gain by being the one to blame when the shit hits the fan because of all this disdain!

I see what you did there Mr. Himself....I see what you did! Pure brilliance...Real talk!

PS. Do you really have an irregular heartbeat, or that was a metaphor for the needs of your post? If you do, I may begin to believe that you're my Canadian lost brother. I suffer from ectopic heartbeats and paroxysmal AF for the past 6-7 years.