RE: Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You - Comedy Open Mic (for old time’s sake)
Funny stuff #dandays. All too true, and more changes are in your future. Rolling with the punches is key. Being able to laugh at one's self is a quality that pays dividends as we get older. We all know what the alternative is to avoiding these very real impending situations.
If one is able to laugh at themselves as they get older, they are in store for some real good belly laughs.
Here is an example of a situation that has provided many good laughs to everyone I have shared this little event with. I found it hilarious, and rather than worry about what this event may be indicating, I knew it needed to be shared.
Just recently, after a rather long day of hobbitizing, I sat down on the couch on our front porch ready to relax, and bask in knowing that I had accomplished everything I had set out to do that day.
It was time to slip off the boots, take off the belt holding up my trousers, and gloat at all that I had done. After discarding the boots, the belt was the next thing to go. While still in the sitting position, I unbuckled the belt and pulled it through the loops, placing it on the chair next to me.
Mission completed, I was ready to let it all hang out.
After relaxing for about five minutes, I could not understand why I still felt pressure around my gut. Looking down I realized that my belt was still in place. I knew I had just taken off my belt, but took a quick glance to the right just to make sure. As I had expected I had removed my belt, as it was lying there in the chair where I had placed it five minutes ago. The pressure I continued to feel on my midsection was from another belt that was still in place. Well, I laughed at myself for several minutes remembering the events from earlier in the day. I had spent several minutes looking for a belt before finally finding it. I proceeded to install it over the first belt I was already wearing. I had been wearing two belts for about 10 hours and never noticed.
Shake it, tweeze it, and shave it, and as the years pass remember it.
" Don’t say I didn’t warn you."
Oh man do I miss me some @thebigsweed comments! That’s funny as ish, dude!! Eh, you can rest assured, the day I rock two belts on accident I’m gonna be “right on, Sweed!”
Where ya been man? I’d be lying if I said I don’t miss these kind of responses. I got a good visual out of this one—way too funny. You went Florida once and then ‘poof!’ I see your wife sometimes, everything cool? Well, it’s great to hear from you again, sir.
Thanks for stopping by @thebigsweed.
Great to hear from you as well. Have been ultra busy with so much here at home and back in Nj with some special events and giving my son a hand with the business. Things should start to slow down,and can't wait to get back into posting on a regular basis. Every thing is cool and and miss our regular banter as well. Hope all is well with the both of you. LOL the bigsweed