RE: The Drunken Clown Walks Home After The Bar and Everything Else Is Just Bullshit
Things old people in my family do which seem weird to me:
They put water in bags to keep cat's away and not flies like they do over there
You can't eat any salad or oranges after midnight
They have giant ceramic toad statues in the garden to keep gypsies away
They have this small bull statues made of metal that need to have their asses to the door because it brings good luck to the house...
I could go on... one of my ancestors was "supposedly" a warlock or wizard or whatever... Never met the guy since he died some years before I was born, but the people from my city all knew him back then and the guy was rich because everyone gave him stuff (gold, medallions, food, water, etc...) so he could see their future and do some spells for fertility, wealth, bad mojo, love, vengance, etc...
Sounds like you live in one of the cartoons I used to watch as a kid. Of course I can't remember the name...
No salad after midnight? Who eats salad in the middle of the night anyway? Rabbits?
Some of my ancestors became wealthy selling illegal moonshine. That's how my late grandfather became a farmer. A wealthy relative bought land and gave him a section.
Me xD I sometimes study until late hours and my whole schedule goes wack and I have dinner at 2am... or even worse, I have launch at 2 am and dinner at 7am xD
Our ancestors should have done a sitcom "The moonshine seller and the Warlock"