PLEASE FORGIVE ME

Ah yes, how did I become this sexy beast you see before you. Well my ancestors came from France until they were ousted in the 1600’s. Also,I am Vegan. Being a Vegan is sexy. If there is one thing I can’t stand it’s being constipated. Being a Vegan helps with constipation, there is nothing worse than constipation! When I’m constipated I always thing about Back to the Future 4. Why, because I’m also still waiting for that to come out. If you have a plant based diet you’ll also likely also experience less constipation throughout life. I make being a vegan sexy. It’s much harder than those “milk models” had it. Milk really is disgusting isn’t it. No ad lies more than milk with their models and athletes in milk mustaches. Imagine if they changed the “Got Milk?” Slogan to “Got Bovine Discharges? “ No supermodel could make Bovine Discharge Sexy.

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