Honest man, Ray. I've found an unbelievable amount of odd stuff thrifting or on the curbs here, but I found this crazy thing on the curb in August. It's a luxury champagne gun. A) What the hell? B? It costs... $475 new on eBay, WTF. I'll resell it, but it looks pretty badass in my apt. It was tricky carrying this find home by a parked police car at night...