As if "how to fuck nonameslefttouse" is now in my search history. I think the saddest part is that I didn't even find the post.

Your stories from school remind me of a time from my school life where the girl sat next to me in English wrote "AIDS" on a postit note and passed it around the classroom until it eventually found our violently feminist teacher. "who the fuck wrote this?" she asked. She eventually tracked it back to us, J just wouldn't own up thanks to her mother being a teacher in the school, but she was a teachers pet so the blame came down on me. Needless to say, I refused to take the blame and we kept the entire class in over lunch.
^{It was an awkward lunch, but I have nerves of steel.}