Michigan on High Alert : Super Venomous Bee Attacks Gilligan ( Troy Reid )

Not so long ago in the past our klutz was coming to terms with the imminent arrival from the seed of his existence . His boughten bride was due to give birth at any given moment when disaster struck . A nest of bees had taken root and had grown to epic proportions under one of the eaves of his castle . It was clearly visible but was determined to be of no immediate danger . To and fro Gilligan would wander unharmed beneath this potential calamity when the unthinkable befell our clueless clown . One of those godless creatures angered from the laziness demonstrated daily by Fruitloops , along with the non stop constant sound of the delete key being punched repeatedly had had enough . That maniacal insect patiently waited for his or her opportunity to satisfy its hunger for revenge , striking numbnuts and planting its own seed of venom into our unsuspecting wanderer .

A bee sting in most cases is nothing but a minor discomfort . Some folks , myself included must take precautions with the flying ninja's . After a strike a shot of adrenaline will right the wrong . A couple of hours later everything is good as gold .

BUT WAIT !! This was no normal bee striking a normal individual , Hell no . The venom this particular ninja dispersed incapacitated Gilligan for a week , yes a full week our T Liar was unable to attend the needs of his pregnant wife . That and the unfinished projects needing his attention would have to be done LATER . What to do ? Almost 50 years old the solution is to call mommy for help .

Benny Hill theme now plays : Mommy arrives , chores done , keyboard king observes , Mel grows larger , week passes , mommy leaves . Author breathless .

That brings us to the end of the bee saga and should be the end of this tale . Oh No good folks . Disaster reels its ugly head again and shortly after the birth of a beautiful baby girl . A mysterious force takes aim at Gilligan's knee . An injury sidelines our distressed fellow . Dr. Seuss advises the misfortunate klutz to stay off his feet for a month . Oh Lord , what to do ? Well , call mommy again of course .

In the time frame when his wife needs his help the most Fruitloops manages to render himself useless to be of any help other then to observe . Also many projects need attention before winter takes a firm grip upon Michigan . Things will just have to remain this way due to circumstances .

This is a theme that has played out several times in the past . T Liar always manages to find a reason to postpone his projects , be it injury , weather , shadows in the night and the granddaddy of them all is not having the funds . Tugging on the purse strings of his gullible followers . This is his SCAM and will be his legacy . Donate until it hurts folks . Sell your cars , boats , houses and anything else to make giving cash to this Idiot a pleasure . Be de be de that's all folks . Until next time .