One day I'll put up a photo of my car in the state it gets to while all the crap from my beloved trees are falling on it (I wait til the tree is done before bothering to wash it as otherwise it's a neverending losing battle). It will severely traumatise @galenkp and make the rest of you who feel bad about the state of your cars revel in the comparative cleanliness ;D
Wahahaha, see, I'm not really fussed when it comes to car cleanliness, the good lady on the other hand seems to have a thing about it!!
I bet you're is mawkit by the sounds of it though, lol!!