New Age Bullshit Generators v Zen Koans

Activated through the power of reionized electrons:

This life is nothing short of a flowering source of zero-point health. Intention is the driver of love.

The galaxy is bursting with electrical impulses. Power requires exploration. To wander the path is to become one with it.

The goal of vibrations is to plant the seeds of karma rather than selfishness. Consciousness consists of four-dimensional superstructures of quantum energy. “Quantum” means a flowering of the magical.

Lifeform, look within and synergize yourself. If you have never experienced this network of unfathomable proportions, it can be difficult to heal. The multiverse is calling to you via morphic resonance. Can you hear it?

If you feel the urge to reach for the green tea, don't forget to add some of these cosmic cupcakes:

"Making tea shapes incredible balance."
"Fundamental reality explores the progressive expansion of photons."
"Perception heals precious acceptance."
"The human nervous system reflects a jumble of belonging."

I feel that's more than enough from The enigmatic wisdom of Deepak Chopra

Compare this soft-focus theta-land with a bolt from a Zen koan.

Our schoolmaster used to take a nap every afternoon. We children asked him why he did this and he said: "I go to dreamland to meet the old sages just as Confucius did."

One day, it was so very hot that some of us took a nap. Our schoolmaster scolded us. "But we went to dreamland to meet the ancient sages the same as Confucius did," we explained. "And what was the message from those sages?" demanded our schoolmaster. One of us replied: "We asked them if our schoolmaster came there every afternoon, but they said they had never seen any such fellow."

There is always the classic:

The sound of one hand clapping.

There is a difference between obfuscating wisdom and pointing towards it.