He looked as if he was trying to be friendly, forbidding and stern all at the same time. Which just made him look like a dog eating a bowl of slippery spaghetti.
Your similes are just absolutely delightful.
So pregnant was the pause that followed, I was tempted to give its feet a rub.
You have gained a fan. These lines are pure gold.
And screw the Iphone.
HAha, I feel the same way about the iphone and cheers!!! :OD