Lol! Maybe you could train a dog to be a doula and get the best of both?
Seriously, though, it's so important to have an advocate on your side in any health/medical situation. I was lucky to have an excellent family doctor who knew my history and my wants/needs. For others, that person is their doula. Best of luck!
Now that I have it explained to me I am fully onboard, as the last time was a bit rough and no-one listened to either of us!
Full doula ahead! :O)