I'm Not Dead
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Still Alive and Well. I see the light at the end of the tunnel. They're waiting for me.
Or, Am I Dead?
Who is this guy? Where the hell am I? Did I wake up? Am I dreaming?
What the fuck is going on? This looks like a tunnel, but I don't remember going inside a goddamn tunnel.
Do I keep going? Does anyone else stop?
He hasn't said a word. Just stands there. Do I know this guy? Does he want a hug? I'm not really into hugs...
What did I do last night?
I don't have a headache. This isn't a hangover.
Where was I?
Did I take too much?
Who's going to feed the cat?
I have never, ever taken two much. Once or twice though, I admit that I took three much. I confessed, was forgiven, and am the man I am today.
Maybe I don't know where I am, where I was, or where I'm going... but in the end, we always get there.
Every time I hear a train horn. That's when I'm reminded of a time I had three much.
Are you sure you haven't been forgiven? I'll bet you have. And what does a horny train have to do with this conversation?
At the end off all of our striving, we return to the place from whence we started - and don't know it for the second fucking time. How annoying!
The train takes me to the place where they forgave me, every time. Not sure what it has to do with this conversation, but it tells me a lot, and that is where it all started.
I think we do know though. We only forget. It's like riding a bike though.
Bob Dylann (not his real name) sang to me that there 's a slow train a comin'. Could that possibly be the horny train that you were mentioning earlier?
It could be the same one. I'm sure Bob had a ticket.
I'm also not dead. Wait I think? Where do I check?
I'm not sure. The customer service here is horrendous. I don't even see a fire exit. That might be a good thing though.
Your phone.
That is who can feed your cats, put that thing on some auto feed setting before next blackout occurs. Start planning your blackouts better too.
My phone is dead. Or is it alive? I don't see a place to plug it in. This place doesn't have wifi. I have fish. If the cat gets hungry enough, he'll know what to do.
Welcome back
Thanks. Bit of an extended break. Hoping people haven't forgotten about me already...
Who's going to feed the cat? XD
Express in one simple word
Depersonalization
Sometimes words are never enough. Other times it'll only take one.
Glad to see you back. I hope you had a good break. I use to buy a 20 pound sack of dry cat food and put bowls of it in every room of the house with bowls of water. I would leave my cats for a week during vacation and they'd be fine and fat when I got home.
The break was decent. Somehow gained about 20 followers while I was gone... can't explain that one, but it's cool.
I once had a cat that would hang out by the apartment door while I was gone, and stay there until I got home. I had to leave for a few days, so I got smart. Filled a massive bowl with food, tied a string around it and pulled it towards the door once I was in the hall. I got out of the parking lot, then realized I forgot my smokes and lighter. Quickly ran up the stairs(I was already late), entered my apartment but forgot about the bowl of food. It flew everywhere. I just left it. When I got home, I was happy the see the cat and thanked her for vacuuming for me. She didn't miss one.
This confused the hell out of me, good job.
In many of my posts, confusion is actually one of the effects I'm going for. Glad to hear it!
I am a hugger, but I'm not sure I'd want to hug that guy, he's got a scary, slice someone open looking fingernail!
That, or he's holding a slice of pizza. Hard to see from way back here.
Haha, being unsure whether something is a fingernail or a pizza is a new one!
Speaking of pizza, did you see my post?
I have not, but I'm sure I'll find a few moments later on to get caught up on things.
Wait, who are you? Welcome to Steemit!
Hi! I'm the new guy, it's my first day... but I start tomorrow.
Hi there! Why do tomorrow what you can do today?
I'm not sure. They didn't tell us that part yet. Maybe they don't know either, so I expect an answer tomorrow.
They are known to be quite vague. Just hold you head down and nod, you'll be fine.