Friday's Happy Happy Fun Time Hour and The Rare Occurrence of a Drive-thru Breakthrough
I been sitting in this line,
Long.
I been thinking of this rhyme,
Song.
I been floating on cloud nine,
Gone.
I been waiting for what's mine,
Yawn.
I been hitting on that fine,
Bong.
The smoke is tasting like pine,
Nom.
I been looking at that sign,
"Pawn."
Woman there is drinking wine,
Dum.
Showing me some Calvin Klein,
Thong.
Everything about that crime,
Wrong.
Switching gears,
Now.
Wasting years,
Wow.
Window time,
Chow.
Better take a,
Bow.
This burger's made of,
Cow.
And now I'll show you,
How.
Moral of the Story
There are two kinds of people in this world.
Line Waiters and Burger Flippers
So the next time you're waiting in line, relax, enjoy the scenery; because that could be you, flipping burgers.
And that's not all!
Enjoy this art:
Have a nice day!
This is so deep. I read it to mean the person flipping the burger will have to do it for everyone on the line with no choice and you just have to wait for your time which is a much easier job. I like this saying. Its got lessons. Thanks @nonameslefttouse
It's kind of silly, but true. And everywhere I went this morning, I had to wait in line, while surrounded by impatient people. I'm sure those folks working have to wait even longer to get out of there, so I converted my ten minutes of downtime here and there into this mess of a fun post.
Some people's lives feel so busy, they can't slow down when they get the chance. Rush! Rush! Rush! Stuck in their own thoughts. Much better to watch people and compose poetry.
Fun fact: There's seven syllables above each word that rhymes with 'long'. That was no easy feat! Dammit. I just broke my 'f' key. Friday the 13th... Just noticed. So that's why is quiet here today... I better go outside before the roof falls on my head.
I once ran out of gas on a Friday the 13th, otherwise, it's usually a good day!
One bad thing, some bot downvoted me, 3rd time in 3 days from different bots and I don't know why...
Those are tiny accounts that can't do much damage, but I fixed whatever they might have taken away. My voting power is in the crapper though. I've been trying to charge it up today.
Thank you but did I do anything wrong that you could see?
There are a few flag trolls around just trying to annoy people. It's no big deal.
I didn't think they did any damage but it's a shock the first time. Thank you.
Julius Caesar pipe bowl, amirite?
One hitter disguised as a key chain. Living large and in charge.
Watching the 80s burger 🍔 rap (commercial) really got me. I think I’m going to have some soon😋. “Almost human” seems like he wouldn’t mind getting one of those 100% brown beef burgers as well.
That burger flipping acid flashback rap is hilarious. You should play that song for them while they're making your burger; that way they won't screw up.
No one likes waiting in line, think about if you had a job where you had to stand in line for 8 hours a day.
I would rather be flipping blogs with poetry and flipping burgers. Enjoyed the poetry and the video
I am very glad to not be a burger flipper. I would eat them all and be both fired and even fatter. I can’t even say no to those horrible fast food chains ones. I think I might have an addiction... To the lines of course who does not like waiting in a line! You could dance, you could sing, you can drive the person in front of you raving mad till they get out of line!
Are cats the worse thing to be next to in a line? Meow I think we are great to party with! If all lines are not to get into a party then I’m not quite sure why humans would wait in them for. Just skip to the front!
Thanks for breaking down that song which I’m guessing is a rap song. I would click it but I can already tell its been one of those days and I just want silence. Golden silence. Dead fish don’t sing!
So the next time you're waiting in line, relax, enjoy the scenery;
That's a awesome idea
Maybe it'll make the front page!
Your idea is awesome , i really like your idea .
Keep good work of every time .
Thanks for sharing @nonameslettouse
Upvote you .
I love Friday's post and this
Is totally true!