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     8 years ago 

    I'm absolutely serious. Do you have any idea what it's like to walk around with a LOG for a leg? It's a LOGLEG! YougavemeamotherfuckingLOGLEG!!

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     8 years ago (edited)

    Do I have any ide- MOTHERFUCKER I'M A SPERM WHALE.
    No I don't know what it's like to walk because I DON'T WALK, BITCH!!
    I live in ~the water~! You live on ~the land~!
    Stop fuckin with me in my water and I won't come fuck with you on your land!
    I'll go suicide bomber whale on your ass!


    ^^This was my cousin off the coast of Oregon.

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