I can imagine Jazzy Jeff’s reaction.
But I can’t imagine my reaction if I saw a rabid cat with a turkeys penis in its mouth.lol
Nice post!
I can imagine Jazzy Jeff’s reaction.
But I can’t imagine my reaction if I saw a rabid cat with a turkeys penis in its mouth.lol
Nice post!
Hahahahah, it would probably be the same as mine when I saw something which that phrase is based on. It was horrfying!
Haha! Is the phrase based on a life experience of yours?
It is. I made it up. Its not that horrifying a tale. My mum really likes turkey and buys ot from the butcher. She gets all of the offal included. I think nothing of this until one time I am in her house and her cat comes into the living room snarling and dragging this giant dismembered penis.
I was like WHAT THE FUNK?!
My mum says oh thats just the turkeys penis. Again I am like WHAT?!?! I mean, its massive. the cat is growling and gnawing ferociously on this thing. My mum insists it comes with the turkey and it is the turkeys penis.
Some days later I pass the butcher and cant help but go in and ask what is the big long purple rod of flesh that comes with the turkey and he is like - Oh, you mean the neck?
Suddenly it all becomes clear. but I will never forget the way the cat came into the room that day!
Really? Your mum? I've always been under the impression that it was a dad's job to traumatize the children with complete nonsense.
Good parents share the load lol!!
That reminds me of a day, long ago, that @exyle and his father went on a holiday and I was ordered to water the plants in their house. I got specific instructions and I never knew that the plants I had to give water, were plants they use to make specific big cigarets (If you know what I mean!). Only later, did they told me. I couldn't stop laughing of course! I should have known better with those two.
Haha! I know exactly what you mean. You must have been quite surprised when you found out!!
Yes, you can indeed say that!!
I'm creased haha! Does your mother still believe the turkey's penis makes up a large portion of its bodyweight or was she just having a laugh?
@sidneybrown this is a laugh like
I think she genuinely believes it!