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RE: Money, Drugs, Guns: The Things I Look For In A Woman
To be hypnotized by the police officer's flashlight and start clucking like a chicken... OMG, that's fuckin' hysterical. Do we get extra points for making the officer laugh? With my luck, I'd have a short vacation in jail. LOL
Just keep doing that in the drunk tank and you won't have to worry about the other drunks wanting to fight. By the time they actually get things sorted and administer the breath test, you should be sober. Then snap out of it and ask, "How did I get here?"