Mull It Over
I woke up with the faint taste of Mangos in my mouth... And feet, feet too. Yeasty feet.
Yuk.
Time for some solid teeth brushing before going downstairs to see what the good lady has in store for me today, I thought.
Not so long later I was downstairs to join the family in our Sunday fun. Sunday's of course, are usually not in the slightest bit fun.
Because hangovers and chores.
The good lady seems to think I have to pay a price for my Saturday beer'ing and not just the price of a hangover. No no, instead I get a brush shoved up my arse and instructed to sweep the floor whilst painting the hall or some such thing.
Morning all!
I called breezily to the family.
Morning Daddy!
Yodelled the family in return, grateful once more for some Alpha male'age to be back in their lives.
I caught the good lady's eye and gave her a prickly look.
And what's the plan for today then?
I asked casually, as if we were two Badgers trying to tip over a bin.
No doubt there would be something. The was always something.
I am glad you asked, Daddy bear! We have a busy day... First you could go pick up shoes for the little lady. Then take that stuff to the dump. Then come back home and you will have to find the Christmas tree and decorations in the garage...
She wasn't finished and it was starting to sound like too much.
I felt a twinge in my gut. A crazy voice started shouting in my brain over the steady thump of my hangover headache...
Are you going to take this shit!? Enough is enough. Tell her to bite your fucking banger!?!
A tad extreme. But perhaps? I tuned back into the good lady who was still waffling on.
After that you will have to dig the sack of baby clothes out from the attic and drive them over to Mac-Mac. When you come back there will be...
The Voice in my head was louder now.
What, drive about all over town!? Is she mental? That is it. She has gone too far. This worm has turned!!
The good lady was still warbling on.
I opened my mouth ready to explode volcano-style. Who does she think she is? Ordering me about like a serf?
That's it, here goes... I prepared to explode in rage at the injustice of 21st century living I was experiencing.
...or, we could just say stuff it and instead drink mulled wine whilst wrapping presents and chill? Maybe some takeaway food?
She finished, a questioning eyebrow raised at me.
I closed my mouth. Then opened it again, my rage evaporating away like promises of hanky panky after marriage.
Mulled wine and takeaway food, you say?
Yes wouldn't that be lovely?
She smiled happily.
I smiled happily too, although mine had more than a hint of the booze loving tramp to it.
Why yes, yes it would indeed!
Sunday. What a perfect day to do nothing! It's hard enough to know that Monday is soon here so why torment oneself with stuff to do. That's what workdays are for. :)
I completely agree!! Sunday is a lazy day!!
Mulled wine! The synchronicity keeps coming hard and fast! We bought ingredients for making one last weekend, but we don't know how it should taste like so we hesitated in making it. Did you guys make it yourselves?
We did! You just have to be sure to gently warm it! It's tops! Cinnamon, orange peel, cloves and a shot of brandy is how I do it. Hehe, the brandy is a secret ingredient which takes it to another level!
Ohoho! The secret's out then! Good thing we have oranges and cinnamons here, unfortunately we have no cloves. What do you suppose is a good alternative for that, broskie?
Hmmm, an alternative to cloves. Hmm, sod it. Nothing, cinnamon is fine! Unless you have non preferred all spice, I don't even know if that's a thing, lol!!
So you were dreaming about having hairy mangoes in your mouth lat night? I love mangoes but the hairy ones are irritating as they get stuck in your teeth.
That list sounds normal but a tad too long and what is worrying the good lady seems to not forget things. That list is not going away you do realise that I hope?
Hehe, it might not be going away but I half think she was just making hundreds of shit up to tease me!!
That is a sick sense of humor ,but fun none the less.
She has got a twisted one, it's what attracted me. Twisted sense of humour that is, not a twisted vagina!
I am sure you would have unraveled it anyway. Twisted sense of humor is good. Wife's don't understand when you tell them that though. Their biggest attraction was their sick mind.
Hehe, no they never do. I think they prefer to think that it was always the beauty! Hehe
Hahahahahahahaha. Women know how to make them eat from our hand! We are witches. ;)It would have been so easy for you to stay in bed and do nothing, just watch the control take you from one channel to another. But no! Enjoy your day!
Oh noes!! Have I been played... Again!!!
Hmm...you know the saying if it sounds too good to be true...
The geese will honk at midnight!
Mulled wine and procrastination is JUST the thing for this season. We have our tree here, but I didn't have to do a thing. my friend and English housemate stopped and got one on the way home last night. All I had to do was hold it upright as the screws were tightened into the little thing.
This morning the house smells wonderfully of Christmas pine, but of course I'm enjoying the smell of tea and coffee and the sounds of the 40s and 50s being the cafe creature I am ;)
Hehe those are much better sounds!!
Was it a trap?
Not so far, but she has been known to play a very long game!
And that is why the other stuff will never get done, because mulled wine, chill and present wrapping will always win XD
well not so much the mulled wine for me and I'm actually a bit of a menace wrapping presents too much safer if someone else does it XD
So you had a nice Sunday after all? :D
It was very pleasant indeed, I actually feel rested. How odd is that!!
@meesterboom hello dear friend, you have brought me memories of my Sundays when my children were small, it was the day of all the tasks, but now that my children are great, it is they who work on Sunday at home, me and my lady we are dedicated to spoiling our grandchildren on Sunday
I wish you a prosperous week dear friend
Well in that case I can't wait till they are old enought ot take on the task mantle!
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I don't work Mondays... Aaahh :0)
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Lol, it's awesome ;0D
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:0D