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RE: Money, Drugs, Guns: The Things I Look For In A Woman
As a female the idea of a woman shoving guns up her hoo hoo makes me cringe. Drugs okay. Money okay. But not a gun. I bet I could fool you if I was a smuggler though. I've got a great poker face. No guns but I'd smuggle other things across the boarder for a good price. ;)
When I was trying to figure out which direction to take that joke, I did some research. I actually Googled "things found inside vaginas at border crossings" and I came upon a list of stuff that included things like: armpit deodorant lid, tooth brush, phone charger, bike reflector... you know, just normal things I guess. One line I thought of using was "Damn! Whatever happened to buying a handbag!"