Good Workers

I feel like celebrating, because I believe I have finally found a few good workers. Its hard to find good help. People will rip you off and do a terrible job these days without even thinking twice about it. Some even call themselves "handymen" and have good internet reviews somehow.

But these guys are 100% US Grade A. They were referred to me by a friend who told me that they "work like Mexicans." Theyre white, but they do have the tireless work ethic of migrant Mexicans.

-Tom Anderson knows just how tough it can be to find a few good workers (image from youtube).

The wages they are willing to work for are extremely reasonable too. Im not one of those assholes who looks to exploit people and fuck them over. They are willing to work for $10 per hour, and I give them extra for certain jobs because they are willing to do just about anything. Theyll even haul off trash.

People like this deserve to be making the real money, not corporate heads and hedge fund managers, who contribute nothing of substance to this world.

They seem like good, honest people too.

They really are 100% US Grade A. Its not easy finding good workers these days but Ive finally done it. This calls for celebration down at the Moose Lodge.