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in #life5 years ago

The last few weeks have been a very turbulent times for most of us who were core believers in cryptos. I keep asking myself if I'm making the right decision but I don't know what next to do or what to expect.

There are bills to pay, ends to make and with the crypto market currently at what we have now, it cost almost 40 Steem to purchase 5gb of data which I consume within 5- 7days.

With all these issues struggling through my mind, I have no other option but to publicly and shamelessly announced my decision to you because I know you believed so much in me and it will be a disappointment to you to hear that I am finally giving up on pornography.

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That's right, I just have to. The price of Steem is so low it cost me about 40 Steem to purchase a 5gb data package which only last a week, so I have no choice than to make sure I don't use my data aimlessly in this dip. So no to porn for now.

For those who are jumping out to judge me that I watch porn. Calm down, in this life there are two types of people.

  • 'Those who watch porn and those who pretend they don't.' Before now I belong to those who consumed adult content but right now I no longer going to watch or pretend I don't watch. They have Rekt us, we have to quit right now. So sorry pornhub and xnxx, man don broke.

Also since I'm in the ministry of giving up right now. I'm also giving up on Ashawooing too. Do you know that a good condom now cost at least #600? My God, that's 9.14 Steem. And what if she come mistakenly carry belle, who go feed am?

And for those who are looking at me like the devils cousin, just know that we are all Ashewo. If you think I'm lying then go argue with this lady, not me.

And weed has to go too. Cannabis, ganja, marijuana, whatever you call it. It has to go.
You see this picture below?
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That's the Nigerian police. If they catch me in possession of weed in this dip. First I'll sell 1320 Steem to bribe and bail myself out. Then I'll sell my remaining Ethereum to treat myself. So no sir to weed now. I can't afford to hire a lawyer.

Last on that list is beer! A bottle of beer cost...

No wait, beer sounds just exactly as the bear market we are in now. So I'm going to fight the bear with a beer.

I am done quitting. From porn to woman to weed, nothing is going to make me spend till the market is bad. All my money now will be to buy small data and check my blockfolio app for when moon and occasionally come play here.

But for all those of you who came here hoping I'll give up on Steem/crypto for you to enjoy alone, You see your life? come and enter heaven na let me see.

So, tell me. With the current market now. What are you quitting?

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With the current market, I'm not quitting anything but investing on steemit. Today I bought and powered up my account to over 1100 SP and have plans to add more in the upcoming weeks.

About porn and all.. I'm still virgin!

How old are you? (you are @56 and am @63 and we both are still virgins).. Give me your location.. Focus on communication... I just need time and place to go..

Listen to this song "location" by Khalid.

Hahahaha, days of Methuselah.

Haha... I'm 25!

LOL,,,check well....

You are on a good path. You don't know just how lucky you are.

Thank you! If things go well, steem can even change my life entirely!

New year revolution. I love that very funny. Behold you will become new. But to tell you the truth ,if you are doing any of those, am surprise ooo you still have ether and steem in you account lol.

I'm guarding them with all my strength o.

lmao.... God have mercy on you....

I don't think you are quitting.. You only made a public announcement.. Hahaha.. Get ready to run with the bull..

Come and enter heaven now let me see.

@lordjames, this one really got me... It's about time I quit the dope stuff. I'm staying clean from this moment and thinking Steemit.

Finally, everyone is now officially mad. I was on my way out yesterday, the mistake i made was to check coinmarket. I didn't remember, I forget the jean trouser and was going out with just my boxers and shirt. People were looking at me but I never understood why not until the bike man drew my attention to the boxer.

Now they will say it's innocent village people.

Hahahaha.. Wait!! Are you fucking serious???

Serious is understatement. If i was a lady, I would have gotten married and relax my nerve.

Not true love, would you marry me if I'm broke? No guy want to marry a broke a lady nowadays😀😀

If we discuss this here, we would sleep here. I will create a platform for that discussion

It is so good to see you do the best thing. It really is for now since things are worse.

Lolz... Ridiculousness!

With the way the market is going I might take a break from life first

Please if someone can go and break and come back, please come and lecture us.

Oh my! I just love you like this @Lordjames. Your sincerity deserves some accolades. While what you have written may sound funny, every human has a weakness of some sort. So no one is qualified to judge you.

It will be a wrong prayer to wish that crypto never moon again so you will remain in your repented state but no. Cryptocurrencies have to moon cos there's so much at stake. My prayer is that you receive grace to maintain discipline whether in the bear or bull periods.

It is well man. Right now, I suggest you put your mind to work and find a living else where. We must survive.

This one is writing epistle. Is it your quitting?

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