I have read countless articles professing methods, statistics, prayers and prayers to become a giant mammal and be part of #Steemit elites. But today I will show you an effective way to do it in just 1 month (if you read this line imagining the voice of the infomercials will be more convincing).

It's simple:

Very early, around 7 or 8 in the morning turn on your computer. Look for a Coke, some pizza in the fridge and sit in a comfortable chair, preferably one in which you can recline your body every so often.

Start eating while you press Resteem to a couple of publications, that even if it is a shit, they will give you many curation's #SBD. The morning passes like this. Every so often, go to the bathroom, urinate, and come back with another soda or some fried chicken and sit down in front of the computer again.

Around noon, you have already done enough ResteemSpam in your account, so try writing something. If you have followed my indications so far, it means that you're possibly doing some terrible post about cats, sneezing or metaphysical reflections about why your underwear usually dawns (stop porn, find a friend). But don't worry, in our program of Compulsive Whales we don't discriminate against anyone.

How to get out on the street is overrated, grab your phone and call Domino's or better, dial the phone number of Mr. Tai Ni Bei Bi (hahaha I love chinese names), the Chinese 33rd street and ask for something very greasy with a couple of beers. While the delivery arrives you will have already finished your first article of the day, a mediocre text about how to get rich overnight doing Vote x Vote in #Steemit.

You ate, you drank and you still have a few hours in front of the computer. It's time to do something else. Drag the chair a little and turn on the TV. Tune into Discovery Home and Health or some of those channels of plastic people who cook delicious but nothing seems real. Now feel a bit of guilt for not eating as healthy as the presenter tells you. Ready? Observe your SteemWallet, you already received a pair of #SBD from last week's curation. Forget the guilt and go for more pizza and Coca-Cola (you do not need to get up, roll the chair to the fridge).

Keep checking some post, give the latest Upvotes of the day and if the cravings and poor digestion allow you, sleep a little.

With this routine for 30 days in a row I assure you that you will weigh around 300lb and you will have taken your first steps to be a great whale thanks to #Steemit ... and this post.

#Steemit is a great place to grow, make friends, have fun and even learn about great things. Those who have managed to make a big capital here, who have the coffers full of #PS and #SBD are people who have dedicated themselves to doing quality jobs, who don't beg for a penny in order to earn thousands with their own effort. That's why I refuse to call them Whales, I prefer "Greats".

For me they are great people through whom I have learned wonderful things; besides, with them I'm sure that better things will always come.

My advice: it is up to you to decide the food diet you want in your life, but please, we beg of you, stop doing crappy post that make us all waste our time. Worse still, don't use sensationalist titles that later bother us when we expect quality material and result talking about your morning flatulence. Thanks!