Sarcastic positivity. Love it!
But that's why I never eat at popular "hip" places. You pay out the nose for, say, a salad with chickpeas, and you get a piece of lettuce with a single pea in the center, drizzled artistically with some brightly colored and inedible sauce.
I just don't understand fancy eating, I guess.
Hahaha!! Yes, I couldn't agree with you more! Although, unfortunately there wasn't even a pretence of making this meal all arty farty! It was just dumped on the plate pfffft. :)
Yea that's pretty lame.