I actually liked the one where you daughter was reffering every man as her father :P

it reminds me of the incidents with my dog. Every time, I took him to the garden. he would play, ask me to play and so on. And there was this old man group, who use to hate my little baby as he may poop or pee around and as soon as my dog would see any of them, he would just jump over them and when I try pulling him back, he would refuse to even move a bit. And then he would pee just in front of them just so they can again shout at me !!! :P :P