Wait so you woke up this morning and your coffee was already ready AND you were able to fill your ashtray with milk? That sounds like the life.

I think the image looks like a long red cloak worn by a villainous superhero.

You know the type.

Eats a lot of ramen noodles but leaves the packages all over the place. Take showers that are too long and too hot so his skin is a little bit dry and ashy but never uses moisturizer.

That kind.