Hmm. Gotta be careful when insulting people to be rid of them, some will stick around for sheer obstinacy.
But yeah, it works. I suppose you got your point across. Without resorting to limequats, or dragonfruit, this time!
B) How are you cheerful pre-coffee? Even on your way to a coffee.
C) "Grudgingly I swiped my bank card over the reader and paid for my ticket like a common thief." Umm... Somehow I don't think common thieves pay for their tickets.
I am very non cheerful pre coffee. I usually need at least a couple to become remotely human.
I liked C) it sung to be when the outer popped into my head despite being quite nonsensical. A bit of the Lear perhaps :0D
If you're always non cheerful pre coffee, how is it that "I cheerily hopped off outside my coffee shop." ?
Because I got off at the coffee shop, it gave me momentary cheer to be so close to my goal!