Umm... "Everyone looked at him like he had just skinned a baby deer and was wearing its red flesh whilst screaming Mummy!"
Well that sounds absolutely horrendous.
Thanks for another brilliant idea, I'll be sure to try it out later.
Also, for anyone who watched Avatar: The last Airbender (a classic) "MY CABBAGES!!!"
Be sure to tell me how the wearing of the baby deer goes down, hehe :0)
I wished I had seen it but I haven't!