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RE: Button Man

in #life8 years ago
  1. well, at least we've established something you're good at.
  2. Hmm. Ok, I guess I can forgive the irony since you were forcibly conscripted.
  3. Have you really never seen her sew something before now? How did she even get you to start?
  4. Sorry, but I don't think making dinner's that bad, so long as you enjoy it and you don't have to do it every time. And you're good at it. You're good at it, right? 'cause otherwise we may have to cease contact, cut all lines of communication, and pretend our alliance for mutual world domination never happened.
  5. But Forcing you to iron?!! Unacceptable. This stops here, this stops now.
  6. But seriously, fixing a hole in your shoe with some dried mango? I have got to try that sometime.
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I am ace in the kitchen. In fact it is what kick started my steemit career!

I have never seen her sew but then, I have rarely seen anyone sew. Its a bit like asking a lady to see her ankles when she is on a horse.

Dried mango. The shoefixers secret weapon

Good. The alliance shall proceed. On to plan theta 36, then? Remember not to release the peanut butter too early.

Also - how often do women hide their ankles when on a horse? I'd think if you'd gone horse-riding you'd have seen it, just like if you'd been married for a while you'd have seen your wife sew. Oh well, we're all wrong occasionally. Just remember,

Nobody can find out about this.

I agree, no-one can find out about this.

It is a good job we are communicating through the highly complex encrypted sigma protocol

/proceed
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Done.

The explosives have been shipped, the deal's been signed, Trump's under our contr-

I mean Boomy:// -(double scroll, cartoon+

Now it's up to you, at least until we hit stage delta plus plus/ codename nameless. For that we'll need a ticket to Canada.

It always comes back to Canada

At least that's what the cypher said.

I will prepare the hypotron ‡ »

Of course it always comes back to Canada. It started there, didn't it?

At least that's what my holy book says: "And Adam and Eve left the gates of paradise, traveled south through Toronto and east through Ur, and thus they came to the holy land of the Scots."

I may need to work on my geography.

I think the geography is sound!

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