The few times that I have ventured through the veil to mythical lands, I have heard the elven bards sing a drinking song. I will try my best to type it in English.
When sitting in taverns
and drinking liquid from kegs,
Always remember that female dragons lay eggs.
.
.
So the next time you are scraping the head off an ale,
Know that milk of a dragon ...
cums from the male!
Slainte!
HAHAHA!!! Oh noes, is it too late to change my mind!!!
It is possible that the Elves heard that the beer received 10/10 booms in a different realm so they made up that rumour so they’d get more for themselves.
I fecking hope it is a ten boomer!!! That would be awesome!!!