Hutcher! I am teetering on the edge of my duff rester in anticipation of the conclusion of this delightful melodrama! As a fellow leg twitcher and slightly anxious soul, I am totally going to see if I can stick myself to my seat "like a jam-smeared pheasant.".
Your writing makes my day better. Thank you kindly, and good luck peeling the smallish poultry ovum.
I am a terrible leg twitcher! If the bother I get from those within a ten foot radius.
Cheers :0) and good luck with the sticking and peeling!!