What The ACTUAL Fuck!

I wasn’t in a mood for writing like just a while ago, then something happened, again. And now I’m full of rage and feel like ranting my ass off. ^{Read this in your head with extremely sarcastic voice}TA-DAA!

I’m not narrow minded. I’m actually extremely openminded. I don’t really care what is the life style you’ve chosen to live, if you like it, go a head, not my problem. Unless you make it to be my problem. There is just a few things in general I can’t wrap my head around.

People who can’t understand simple NO!

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Like what the fuck? There is only two letters? Same in Finnish as no is ”ei”. When I say it, I mean it. No is no. It’s not maybe, and it definitely isn’t yes. Why is it so freaking hard to understand? If I’ll give you no for an answer, I’m not encouraging you in anything.^{(Well…Encouraging to stop, duh, but you know what I mean…)} There is no hidden notes, nothing to read between lines. There is no even freaking lines! No is always plain and simple. It is request to stop what the hell you even were trying there. It is declining, forbidding. For me it seems simple, but why is it so hard to understand for some people?

So why the sudden rage? For that I have two words: dick pic.

Laughing yet? You should.

I’m somewhat dick pic magnet. Idk if there is tattoo on my forehead made with invisible ink only horny and desperate guys can see ”plz send dick pic” if there is one, does somebody know laser surgery clinic which is specialize in removing such things?

There is so many ”Don’t”s in this subject and not even one ”Do”. Okay, there is two: DO NOT DO IT!

Who the hell made you think that

• Girls want to receive such pics?
• Girls would consider them hot?
• Or that those pics would make girls feel horny?

That person should get whacked !

If for some weird and urgent reason I want to see picture of someones penis, I’ll ask for it. And, No, there haven’t been such moment in my life yet. Maybe this is the one thing I’m old fashioned with, but I like to keep some things out of my photo collection. Dudes, like really. That thing looks like a naked mole-rat! Even if you are the hottest man on earth you can ruin that all with dick pic.

I’m not saying private parts of women are any better, but you have to admit, women are much more visually beautiful creatures. And even with sexy women I prefer illusion of nakedness over total nudity. Lingerie bitches!

And still I keep wondering who was the first who thought this was okay? I may be rude, but I’m not disgusting!

^{Bla bla bla, and take with grain of salt...}