You like to joke?
Well, I am a hermit. I live alone. Sometimes I go for days without speaking or having a conversation. It is not a fun life!
Your post reads like my lifestyle is a choice. You may be wrong about that. I may be crazy. The problem is I am not a desirable companion. Who would choose to be around someone who lost their mind years ago.
I try not to bathe. It uses water. Water is very precious. After all, there is no one here to smell me. It also saves on soap which pollutes our environment!
That's about all of the stupid things I can say about your post.
Note... this reply is a joke. Believe the opposite.