Ok, you had me laughing right about here:

You speak words that would enchant cold rocks...

Where is a good superlative when you need one?

So, looking at the deal and reading through, I kept thinking, "legal recourse, legal recourse...it must be in there somewhere..."

I was still going until I read, "for entertainment purposes only". Whew. I wonder how many buyers actually read that part. If they're looking for the ground floor opportunity of a lifetime, there's no floor in this deal. They'd get a better deal buying DOGE (disclosure: I have some DOGE).

That was a cool and light read. Thanks.