Living inside a volcano sucks.

in #life4 years ago

coolest-bases-and-lairs-from-movies-and-tv-07-castle-grayskull.jpgDear minions,

Living inside volcano isn't as cool as it sounds. If you're thinking about investing in real estate, think twice before buying a volcano.

First of all, think about the giant staircase you'll have to build to get up the hill and how annoying it will be if you get all the way down and realize you forgot your car keys.

Second of all, you can't really have a proper moat because alligators don't like swimming in molten lava. You might think they do because playing Super Mario Brothers all the turtles seemed to enjoy it, but that's fiction. In real life, alligators and turtles prefer a more laid-back lifestyle.

Third of all, volcanos are stupid. You can just fall inside and plummet to your death. It can cause a lot of really inconvenient paperwork and supervillains really hate paperwork.

Fourth of all, think of the air conditioning bill...

I don't know, what do you think? Would you buy a volcano?


Lol I actually enjoyed your post... I can think of some guys that might bought one just to showcase they have stupid amounts of money to expend in whatever they like

But imagine explaining to your insurance company that you park your helicopter inside a volcano. The rates will be terrible even if you combine your home and auto policies for some discounts...

😂😂🤣🤣 most likely those who buy it would also own the insurance company

Good point!

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