Oh how I wish I had a bath
I would be in it everyday
Soaping and scrubbing all my parts
Then rinsing myself with the spray

You never know what might happen
If I start to have too much fun
So I won't be taking too long
I'll get clean and then I am done

But next time I get the feeling
That just clean is not all I need
I will have the proper equipment
And my hand will handle the deed

Then I will be ready for sleep
Or maybe I will post a pic
Either way I will be happy
And for that I don't need a dick