An oily thing that slithered blackly within unseen spaces.
Is this the eloquent way of calling him a greaseball? lol
Mate, I think the bugger tried to poison you. You should never put something in your mouth that smells like a menstrual cramp gone bad. I'd say congrats on the "Promotion" but I don't see it going all that swimmingly up there. I guess only time will tell.
Hehe, yes, you do have to be careful with these things.
Promotions in here never go well!!