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Hi, howdy, hello,

my name is @brandt.

If for some reason you haven't heard of me, I am a most excellent artist and photographer.

Yes.

I am world-renowned.

Yes, thank you.

I am one of the best ever, definitely one of the world's best.

Please!

Enough.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I have years of experience.

I went to the best school for this, I was trained by the best, and now I train the best of the upcomers myself, so you know I'm good.

And you know that my Self-Portrait No. 2 is outstanding in every way possible.

Because it is I, @brandt, who made it!

And so behold,

here is my self-portrait:

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Wow.

That was amazing.

How did you learn to be such an excellent artist and photographer?

I could never do such excellent art and photography.

You simply astound me with your excellence.

I can't wait for your next masterpiece!

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Wow,

I mean,

wait,

what the fuck was that??

I'm not sure what I'm looking at right now,

oh @brandt,

most excellent artist and photographer!

Please tell me what I'm looking at,

because this is weird,

and I'll be honest, man,

I'm pretty much zonked out on your world-renowned art right now,

I'm pretty much —

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Hello from the high Rockies of Colorado. My name is Brandt, pleased to meet you. I’m a writer but I don’t know why. I live in a little ghost town called Leadville. If you like mountains, snow, jokes, running, hiking, breathing, art, not working, etc., then you and I have a lot in common. Thanks for stopping by, and have a lovely day!