Ha ha, you've managed to make what was probably quite a dull trip sound quite amusing. I'd love to hear "the rhino's" perspective on the journey - he probably recounts to his friends, on some other social media platform where he doesn't get paid for his content (ha!), how he was sat next to an incredibly rude, unusual and inarticulate fellow - little does he know.

Glad you had a safe journey - enjoy the sunshine and the sandy beaches.