Oh, I am going to send this post over to my bestie.
Who is expecting a little boychild in a short 5 weeks.

And literally has NO idea what to expect.
It's actually funny and painful to see at the same time, that she is pretty oblivious to the perils of early mama and babyhood.
Maybe it's a good thing ;)

Good luck with your lil poo poo man.

May you be lucky enough not to get poo-ed on any time soon!