I can relate to almost everything in this story, I tell you.

• I have worked in a supermarket and met customers with fuck sake reasonable requests.
• I have a child and when our son was a baby, we got a bunch of baskets for stuff and labeled them so everything would find their right place. _{I really recommend doing this, I would have lost everything otherwise!}
• I once bought something from a store, walked outside from the store and it broke in my hands. Instantly.
• I feel like I'd have to come up with something more, but I think this is enough

I don't remember if I commented on the baby post, but congratulations on the baby :)