New Years resolutions generally serve one purpose... they give you something to look forward to "breaking" in the New Year! 😂

And of course, they also serve to allow you to get blazingly drunk (as one example) on New Year's, cuz you've vowed "never again" after just this one last time.

And it works great, well, right up to the first opportunity that comes along a few weeks into the 🎆 New Year 🎆 that causes you to break 'em! 😂