I have to be honest, at first when you listed all those things I thought this was going to be a very good click bait article with a huge twist in the end but it really makes sense. Sleep is such an enjoyable thing to do. I always look forward to sleeping. It's the best thing you can give your body - enough rest.
I'm glad my little setup with the catchy phrase worked! I wanted to hammer home the idea that people are willing to pay so much for shortcuts to all those things, when in reality the solution is already free and easy to obtain.