What an interesting and incredible post. You put a ton of work into this one to transport us to this strangely unique place. I love the part where you say...

I like to go to the hot room for a minute just to 'be a man'.

I’ve done stuff with this phrase in mind and never had any luck looking or feeling more like a man. Just looked and felt foolish. I must not be doing it right!! Haha. Really though, great post! Thanks for showing me this cool place!!!