Jokes for laugh everyone

steemitglass (58)in #jokes • 7 years ago

This post is written for contributing on contest2# hosted by @mayowadavid. I won the second prize in contest 1#. I want to say thanks to @mayowadavid who gives us such a great opportunity.

Joke for contest-

Teacher- Asked a student in maths class Tell me If in bucket 10 mangoes and 2 of them went rots then how many mangoes on retain in the bucket?

Student- Sir, 10 mangoes retain in the bucket.

Teacher- Again ask in anger the same question Tell me If in bucket 10 mangoes and 2 of them went rots then how many mangoes on retain in the bucket?

Student- Student again replied same. Sir, 10 mangoes retain in bucket.

Teacher- Tell me how u solve this and how you get this answer when I was teaching what were you doing at that time why you answering wrong.If you do not give me answer how you solve this and get 10 as the answer you will punish.

Student- After rot mangoes are still mangoes, They will not become banana.

Teacher- Awkward...

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7 years ago in #jokes by steemitglass (58)

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purepinay (73) 7 years ago (edited)

Can't think right now. I have to ask my minions for the answer LOL

P.S. I didn't forget about you!
Thank you for visiting my page.

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steemitglass (58) 7 years ago

Hahahahah thanks to visit my page @purepinay

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steemitglass (58) 7 years ago

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